My Ninth Chemo Costume: Capt'n Pink Beard, the Pirate!

Ahoy, me Hearties! Capt'n Pink Beard here!

Me birthday be next week and it corresponds with only the best holiday evarrrr!

INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
(September 19th each year, every year. Save the date.)

Capt'n Pink Beard and First Mate Jewels

All of ye buccaneers have less than one week to brush up on yer best pirate dialect. Links to tutorials are provided below.

Me 'n' the crew have finished nine leagues along our twelve-league quest for the Treasure de Rémission. It has been a veritable odyssey of epic proportions! (We shan't speak of the anticipatory seasickness.) 

In honor of this auspicious event, I present "Capt'n Pink Beard's Chantey."

So far we have survived with grace. And dignity. And pinktasticness!

Thar be only three more chemo adventures to go!

Methinks a little pirate jig be in order.

Link

Pirate Grammar Tutorials

Talk Like a Pirate: The Five A's (YouTube)
Talk Like a Pirate (YouTube)
Pirate Terms and Phrases

Other Pirate-y Links

Official Talk Like a Pirate Day Website
How–to: Make a Fake Beard
Lyrics and chords to "Capt'n Pink Beard's Chantey"